420 Reasons To Love Kick Fizz
Because 99 reasons just wasn't enough
We know what you’re thinking. “420 reasons? Really?”
And to that we say: Yes. Really.
Because once you crack open a can of Kick Fizz, the love is limitless. Whether you’re here for the chill, the flavor, the tiny mule mascot, or just avoiding another hangover — we got you.
So here it is. The fizzy, funny, mildly chaotic list you didn’t know you needed:
Lemonberry Ice hits like citrus sunshine
Black Cherry Vanilla is dessert in a can
Fruity but not basic
Bubbly but smooth
Sweet, tangy, and just a lil’ flirty
Not “mystery berry” – real flavor
Doesn’t taste like regret
Doesn’t taste like lawn clippings
Actually refreshing
Doesn’t make your mouth sad
It’s fizzy like your social life
Balanced, like your new outlook on life
Flavors work with brunch or bedtime
Not sticky, not syrupy
Ice cold? Even better
Can confirm: does not taste like a bong water accident
Tastes better than your ex’s opinions
Pairs with playlists and snack attacks
Work from home just got a lot more fun
Feels like vacation in a sip
Great with tacos
Great with popcorn
Great with literally nothing, too
Not too much sugar (we see you watching those macros)
Doesn’t make your dentist frown
Not an energy drink pretending to be a seltzer
It literally tells you when to drink it on the can
Pairs well with a soft hoodie
Does it for the ‘Gram, if that’s your thing
Tastes like a Friday you didn’t have to plan
Has that “I didn’t know I needed this” vibe
Feels like winning
Like licking a rainbow (in a good way)
Basically joy in a can
It’s never “too much”
It’s never “not enough”
10/10 would drink again
Your taste buds will DM you a thank-you
Actually tastes like the fruit on the label
You don’t need a mixologist degree to enjoy it
2mg THC + 2mg CBD = chef’s kiss
Microdosing for macro joy
The buzz that says “you’re good right here”
Doesn’t hijack your brain
Feels like exhaling after a long day
You stay you, just fizzier
Less than a joint, more than a bubbly water
You're functional and vibey
No head-spinning panic
Your tumbler’s new BFF
Daytime friendly
Nighttime cozy
You can still text your mom
You’ll actually want to talk to people
Not “couch glue” strong
Won’t launch you to Saturn
Keeps your feet on the ground and your vibes in the sky
No hangxiety
No overthinking your dinner order
Helps you forget that awkward Zoom call
THC + caffeine = extrovert mode unlocked
CBD = stress goes poof
The high that high-fives you
Floaty but focused
Let’s you vibe without zoning out
Buzzed but balanced
Low-dose = high control
Your introvert brain will thank you
(Nice.)
Great for lightweights
Great for pros who wanna coast
A gentle toe-dip into cannabis
Fewer surprises than your last edible
A fun little sparkle, not an explosion
Doesn't mess with your plans
The most polite high ever
You won’t need to “ride it out”
Buzzed enough to dance
Chill enough to nap
Feels like a warm hug from a glitter cloud
Doesn’t judge your playlist
The drink of choice for cool aunts
Your fur baby will love you that much more on the Fizz
Glows up any picnic
You’ll be the friend who “brought the fun”
Works at a dinner party or in your bathtub
Turns “meh” into “hell yeah”
Won’t ruin your group text reputation
Low-key glam
Fancy without being fussy
Feels like an inside joke you’re in on
Totally non-threatening to any age group (gotta be 21 though)
Approachable, yet sassy
Have cans, will travel
Great excuse to skip tequila
Even better excuse to leave early
The perfect thing to drink when you just “don’t feel like drinking”
People will ask “what’s that?” and then become fans
Makes your fridge look cooler
Everyone wants one after one sip
Doesn't come with a side of weird vibes
Comes with a side of dopamine
The drink your therapist would approve of
The drink your ex wishes they had
Smiles guaranteed
Good for dates, bad for drama
Playlists sound better
Your snacks will taste gourmet
Board games become blood sport
Softens awkward convos like magic
Will not cause karaoke incidents
Makes your plants grow faster* (*emotionally)
Best served with “just one more episode”
Enhances blanket appreciation
Works with fuzzy socks and summer fits
Pairs well with books, naps, and vibes
Your brain: “I needed this”
You: “Let’s get more”
This list: Still going
Kick Fizz: Still slaying
Crack → fizz → smile
Satisfying tab pop = dopamine unlocked
That first sip sparkle 🫶
The “ahh” moment is real
No headache in sight
Wake up with your dignity intact
Sleep like a blanket-wrapped legend
You’ll want to go to brunch
That early hike? You’ll actually go
No “did I text them?” shame
Your pillow thanks you
No electrolytes needed
You won’t want to delete your IG story
The “morning after” glow-up
Your energy: ✨ crisp ✨
You’re in your hydrated era
Morning-you will brag
Night fizz = next-day win
Absolutely zero bed spins
No shame spirals
Your skin’s like “finally”
No boot-and-rally required
Great excuse to try yoga
Wake up still cute
Your stomach? Fine.
Your eyes? Bright.
Your vibe? Unmatched.
You might even make your bed
Your calendar is safe
Your brain? Also grateful
No fog, just function
You’ll remember everything… in a good way
The clean conscience buzz
Waking up still in your own clothes
Sleep score: 100%
Brunch plans: ✅
Missed alarms: 🚫
Your friends are impressed
You’ll try new hobbies
Your future self sends love
The sober-curious squad will love it
It’s for everyone who says “I don’t usually drink”
You can share it without needing to explain it
Your grandparents might ask for a sip
Good for first-timers
Great for chill pros
Makes a cute party favor
Your roommate will steal it
Your friends will ask where to get it
You’ll want to bring extra
Makes hangouts more inclusive
Finally something everyone can agree on
Doesn’t start drama
Does start great convos
Doesn’t have a weird aftertaste
Makes you the group’s favorite guest
Will 100% make you new friends (*if you’re nice to begin with)
“I brought Kick Fizz” = instant invite back
“I made Kick Fizz mocktails” = party hero
Adds main character energy to the snack table
You won’t gatekeep it (maybe)
You will stash a few for later
You might text the group chat “THIS STUFF THO”
Someone will say “damn that’s good”
It’ll get passed around like a good playlist
Becomes tradition fast
It’s that one friend who never cancels
Makes weddings weirder in a good way
Even your chillest friend will be impressed
The “I’m trying not to drink” person will say “wait, this is great”
Will show up in your group chat emoji bar
Inspires Fizz parties
Inspires group cheers
Makes movie nights better
Turns brunch into something extra
You can replace that thing in your fridge that rhymes with Right Flaw
No one’s mad at more fizz
Converts skeptics on sip #1
You’ll wish you bought more
Everyone wants to be the “Fizz friend”
You can bring it to your weird cousin’s BBQ
Works in the middle of nowhere
Works in the middle of your workday
Finally, a cooler that reflects your personality
No one gets left out
No one gets sloppy
Everyone gets fizzy
Never “too much”
Always “just right”
You’ll hear “where’d you get that?” a lot
Fun without a wi-fi password
Can double as a hand model prop
Starts stories like “So we cracked a Kick Fizz and…”
Ends stories with “And then we made snacks.”
It’s community in a can
A social soft-launch for introverts
A gentle boost for extroverts
It’s the drink of the people
And the mule? He’s our mascot but he’s also the vibe
You’re in the club now
And we like you
We’re still not done
It fits in your bag
It fits in your vibe
The branding is A+++
It sparks joy (and fizz)
Works in nature
Works on the couch
Works in your weird little ritual
The pop of the can = serotonin
Looks good in your hand
Tastes good in your mouth
You’ll have a “favorite flavor” within 2 sips
It’s a good excuse to cancel other plans
It’s a great excuse to make new ones
A+ for movie night
Works with thrifted candles
Makes your journal entries deeper
Inspires playlists
Inspires better arts and crafts
Gives “let’s make a blanket fort” energy
Makes the group chat come alive
Good for solo nights
Great for first hangs
Good for chill-in-the-kitchen hangs
Good for “we’re not going out” hangs
Ice cube crackle + fizz = bliss
Your Spotify Wrapped will improve
You’ll try new hobbies (even if they don’t last)
You’ll Google “how to pickle things”
You’ll clean out your junk drawer (maybe)
You’ll feel creative
You’ll organize your crystals
You’ll call your mom
You’ll write that thing you meant to write
You’ll forgive Karen
You’ll flirt in lowercase
You’ll finally read that book
You’ll stop doomscrolling (for like 10 minutes)
You’ll rediscover your love of big flavors
You’ll give yourself a pat on the back
You’ll start calling it “Fizz O’Clock”
You’ll match your can to your outfit
You’ll say “this is my new personality”
You’ll become a Fizz evangelist
You’ll take aesthetic pics of it
You’ll get at least 2 compliments per can
You’ll realize Kick Fizz was your destiny
You’ll build a Fizz pyramid in the fridge
You’ll start rating hangs by fizz level
You’ll tell strangers at the park about Kick Fizz
You’ll design a Fizz-themed vision board
You’ll create Fizz-themed charcuterie boards
You’ll print this list and frame it
You’ll start collecting the cans
You’ll wonder if you can plant flowers in them
You’ll try it anyway
You’ll write a haiku about it
You’ll feel like a little treat
You’ll remember the donkey’s a mule
You’ll name him
You’ll want merch (👀)
You’ll doodle him in your notebook
You’ll get a tattoo (or think about it)
You’ll name your fantasy football team after him
He’s the emotional support mule we all need
He’s got main character energy
He’s the underdog you root for
He makes you smile just being there
Kick Fizz is a vibe and a lifestyle
No pressure, just bubbles
It fits into your wellness goals
Or your snack goals
Or your cozy goals
Or all of the above
You’ll look forward to cracking a can
It feels like a reward
It is a reward
And you deserve it
Every. Damn. Time.
We believe fun should feel good
We don’t take ourselves too seriously
We care about flavor and function
We’re for the curious, not the chaotic
We made this list and didn’t stop at 100
We kept the mule because he’s family
We are the mule: resilient, scrappy, sweet
We built this for you — yes, you
We believe “chill” should be customizable
We’re anti-hangover, pro-vibe
We believe you deserve a better buzz
We’re not trying to get you wasted
Just wowed
We care about the can, the taste, the moment
We want you to enjoy the journey
And control your own celebration
We’re not trying to be big and scary
We’re just trying to be your new favorite
One sip at a time
No gatekeeping, no drama
Just fizz
Just fun
Just… the way it should be
You’re not just drinking a beverage
You’re joining a vibe
A lifestyle
A mule-powered movement
You found something different
You found something better
And now you’re in the fizz fam
You found your go-to
Your “I’m not drinking tonight” drink
Your “let’s keep it light” drink
Your “why didn’t I know about this before?” drink
You’ll start saying “Kick Fizz me”
You’ll text “bring the fizz”
You’ll feel cooler just having it nearby
You’ll sneak one into movie night
You’ll stash one in your bag “just in case”
It’ll be your post-work sparkle
Your “just survived Monday” treat
Your “heck yeah it’s Thursday” toast
Your “I love me” sip
Your “my friends deserve the good stuff” share
Your low-key, high-fun sidekick
Your vibe, bottled
The gentle lift
The soft sparkle
The feel-good fizz
The loyal mule
The crowd-pleaser
The color in your fridge
The buzz you can count on
The fizz that never fails
The moment before the moment
The “you had to be there” drink
The not-so-secret ingredient
The one you tell everyone about
The one that tells everyone about you
The mood you can sip
The can that can do anything it puts it’s mind to
The kick with kindness
The fizz with function
The feel-good formula
The low-dose legend
The bold little mule
The fizzy future of fun
The good choice
The better buzz
The chill icon
The fizz-tastic friend
The moment maker
The hang enhancer
The mellow mood magician
The soft sparkling superstar
The fizzy frontier
The flavor MVP
The non-alc hero
The garden party essential
The couch companion
The introvert’s dream
The extrovert’s secret weapon
The vibe with legs (four of them)
The fizzy legend
The micro-dose master
The mule of the moment
The sidekick you sip
The 4-pack you never regret
The fizz that started it all
The future of feel-good
The best 420 buddy
The celebration you control
The drink that shows up
The zero-hangover hero
The social switch-up
The fizzy fix
The mellow magic
The fun friend
The fizzy one
Kick Fizz is the move
The first sip is never your last
You came for the buzz, stayed for the joy
The mule is iconic
The brand is unbeatable
The energy is immaculate
The vibe is so you
It’s a party in a can
It’s chill without compromise
It's love at first fizz
It’s everything you didn’t know you needed
You’ll want to shout about it
But you’ll probably just sip and smile
It’s your new favorite ritual
You’re gonna convert at least three friends
It’s Kick Fizz, baby
Pop.
Fizz.
Fun.
Repeat.
🎉 Happy 420.